Dating Venezuelan Women

Dating Venezuelan Women 

Dating Venezuelan Women

I took the glass to my lips and sipped the rum. It was OK but not quite satisfying enough after indulging on Diplomatico Exclusivo for 3 months.

“You know Seth, I brought a great bottle back with me from Venezuela”.

I’m talking about Venezuela again, its all I’ve talked about since arriving home months earlier.

“If you love Venezuela so much Aiden then why didn’t you marry one?!” – Seth playfully asks me.

I responded candidly.  “Well Venezuelana’s are great for sex but I’m not sure I’d ever want to marry one. I mean they can be a bit erratic. No, if I was ever going to get married then it would be to somebody more dependable like a German.” (note – this is a joke which needs to be read in context. I had to clarify that after a particularly vitriolic and sustained spam-attack from a hard of humor reader – in all seriounss, I would never marry a German).

Playful jokes on national stereotypes aside, there is a lot of truth in the notion that Venezuelan’s are passionate people and I found this out for myself during 3 chaotic and unforgettable months last year. Maybe you too are headed to Venezuela and hoping that cupids bow may strike you and it may well do, for Venzuelana’s are physically stunning,  warm and very hospitable. However before you go searching for your happy ever after, there are some things that every guy should know before dating Venezuelan women;

Your not in Holland so don’t try go Dutch

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Drinks are on you boys!

Personally, I’m a huge advocate of women’s rights because the flip side is women’s responsibilities meaning they have to pick up their share of the tab! Over in Venezuela though, they never got that memo and the guy is very much expected to pay the girls way. If you talk a girl in a club you have to buy her a drink, if you take her out for a meal then you are paying for the food and if you go to a motel together (see 4) yep, you are paying the entire room bill.

Another quirk of dating Venezuelan women is that sometimes a girl may even bring her friends along and you will also be expected to pay for them. Personally I draw the line at this and whether its a cultural normal or not, I insisted that any 3rd parties paid their own way; if you don’t then dating in Venezuela may prove very expensive.

Not everything is real

Whilst Venezuelans are very beautiful, they are not adverse to getting some extra help and enhancements from the surgeons knife. Silicone breasts and bottoms are very common and in any given nightclub you may well struggle to move for protruding parts.

Whilst Venezuelan surgeons don’t seem to offer the “natural look”, your amore may still vehemently deny your suggestion that she has sought some help however apparent it may be The key to dating Venezuelan women here is to indulge them.

Contraception is not widely used

Venezuela is, at least nominally, a Roman Catholic country and the legacy of this is that contraception is not widely practiced even amongst lapsed Catholics and committed atheists. The consequences are obviously high amounts of STD’s and a hell of a lot of unplanned pregnancy. Abortion is also unpopular and difficult to obtain so the result is a high volume of teenage Mothers; it is not unusual to find 18 year old girls with children already starting school. 

If you are dating a Venezuelan be safe, be sensible and take matters into your own hands. Condoms are widely available in the country and with your foreign currency they are ridiculously cheap. If you do get carried away, then you may want to ask the girl to use the morning after pill. It can be sourced from most pharmacies but doesn’t come for free in Venezuela so as per, 1, you are paying for it but its going to be cheaper in the long run than a child. Therefore, when dating in Venezuela my advice is to always take precautions.

They live with their parents

Because of this nominal Catholicism, pre-marital couples co-habiting are still widely viewed as living in sin. Most people live with their parents until marriage (and often even after marriage for a while) which can make getting up close and personal kind of difficult. The solution to this problem is the phenomenon of the hourly, love motel. Love motels are a staple of Latin cities and towns all the way down from Mexico to Argentina and have been providing space, privacy and the aforementioned teenage pregnancies for countless generations of Latin lovers now.

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Don’t be embarrassed when entering one of these institutions because in Latin culture, there is nothing sleazy about it; its an everyday norm born of sheer pragmatism. You rent them by the hour (unfortunately they don’t do them by the minute guys…) and they offer 24 hour receptions. The prices are usually reasonable although you can expect to be charged more if you bring extra people along.

Promiscuity is very common

Adultery and infidelity were off the scale in Venezuela and pretty much everybody I knew was semi-openly carrying-on behind their partners back. There are many reasons for this and the main one is that people still tend to marry too young and brides with swollen bellies at shotgun weddings are commonplace.  Other reasons are anybodies guess, it may be because be sexuality is so very prominent in Venezuelan culture or it may be that Venezuelans are just so damn hot that they find it hard to resist one another.

They get jealous

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This is a weird one. Despite the aforementioned promiscuity, Venezuelan’s are nevertheless possessive as hell. Within a short space of time you can expect your date to be checking your phone, accusing you of being unfaithful and generally busting your balls. I did however find this to be equally common amongst Colombians and Brazilians.

If you are caught parking your truck in your neighbours yard then God help you…

Braces are fashionable

If you ever had braces as a kid, the chances are that you hated them, was teased at school and couldn’t wait to get them out. Indeed, we see them as a necessary evil and a childhood rite of passage that some of us just have to go through. In Venezuela though, not only are they commonplace amongst adults but they are even seen as been desirable and fashionable.Adults will leave braces in after they have ceased to need them or even wear ones that will offer no dental benefit. I was at a complete loss to work out why this is and can only guess that its a status symbol suggesting wealth; i.e. “I can afford dental care!”. If you plan on dating Venezuelan women then you may need to learn to love a bit of steel.

They will steal your heart!

Venezuela has a very high crime rate and there are scores of armed banditos out there wanting to help themselves to your cash and gadgets so do take care. Thankfully this puts cowardly travellers off visiting meaning there is more of Venezuela for us! However, for me the only thing of value that Venezuela stole from me was my heart. Dating Venezuelan women will expose you to new levels of sweetness, warmth and physical ecstasy leaving a lasting impression and setting a standard that will be hard to replicate anywhere else in the world.

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  • Are you going to find the love of your life in a complete different culture in a matter of 3 months with a complete different language that you do not speak, a complete different tradition that you do not follow and a country with no democracy but caos, poverty and violence and who knows, with your intention to live like a nomad with no future, or with the intention of having a good time with every women that you run into? As many as you can to get laid? I don’t think so. You do not understand our culture. If that is the concept you have of us women from Latin American, you don’t belong there. Don’t even come visit us. Just stick to your kind.

    • Hi Claudia

      Normally I don’t respond to these comments but your frantic, vitriolic and yes eratic response clearly needs addressing.

      I sense that you have based your entire response to my article on one single line in the article – the line in question is a joke (albeit it jagged one) which you have managed to appropriate entirely at face value. I accept ths sometimes these things do get lost in translation and perhaps that is what has happened here. Alternatively it it simply be that you just have no send of irony or humour and from your numerous other responses I suspect the l latter.

      As for the poverty and chaos I encountered in Venezuela, I have written about it elsewhere- the article is about dating in Venezuela after all and not about queuing for rice.

      In conclusion, if you offend so easily I suggest you stay away from the internet and feel free to stay the fuck away from my site you psycho.

      P.s as you clearly lack irony I guess your utterly oblivious to the fact that your conduct is kind of fulfilling another stereotype about Venezuelanas?

  • Of course it’s based on that single sentence that you say, “Venezuelans are great for sex” and Germán woman worth of marriage”. You managed to single out a whole nation of women with a single trip by saying that they are good for sex. And to top it off you have the audacity to say that is a Joke. Everything else that you say in the article doesn’t matter anymore. With a single sentence you have managed to destroy the reputation of their beutiful intellegent women.
    I have many girlfriends from Venezuela and they will feel appalled about how you describe them with a single sentence, “good for sex”.
    I see that you have managed to erase my comments because you do not want people to read what my thoughts are about you. You claim in your article to advocate for women, for women where in Europe only? I don’t consider my response erratic, frantic and vitriolic. If you are going to be respected and writing articles about your trips around the world, be more human about it. You should be grateful that Venezuela welcomed you with open arms inspite of the horrific regimen and brutal submission that they are under and for you to joke about and justifying yourself by saying that is joke. Who jokes about a nation that is already suffering enough and for a single British man to say that Venezuelan women are worth only for sex and indirectly encouraging all men around the world to visit Venezuela for that matter. Latin America has been hit really hard by by the suffering of our brothers and sisters in Venezuela. We have so many people trying to escape the country for its tyranny so that they can bring food to their table and medication to their loved ones. A whole wave of Venezuelans men and women are pleading for their lifes. Please have some respect for this country that once was full of life, and now are going through hell. All I ask of you is to change the wording and not offend a whole nation that apparently stole your heart. In one single sentence you manage to describe the women good for sex only. Your concept of women from Venezuela is so despicable.
    Men and people in general are looking out to you for advice and recommendations. You think an article on the internet is a joke and does not have an impact on people, nations and how we view the world?
    You consider my response to your article erratic, frantic and vitriolic. I consider your responnse to that country cowardly, calculated, callous, ungrateful and with no compassion. The truth is that if Venezuelan men and women read your article, and read the first thing that you say about their women that Venezuelan women are only good for sex only, you would not be welcomed in the country Again. With crude words like that you are only encouraging and fomenting prostitution in that country.
    To you all of this is a joke because you do not live in that country, you do not empathize with their loss, and with their nation, you have no concept of suffering. The truth is that many foreigners visit third world contries not just to enjoy the nation, their customs, foods and traditions , but to get laid with their women. A true man with dignity and respectful of women would not do that. In your article you claim to advocate for women but from what part of the world? Europe? the ones that you consider worth marring? Have some heart and do good to this country, don’t destroy it more by making a joke where millions of people have access to your article. Because under the the keyword “dating Venezuelan women” your article comes first. I don’t think you really understand how google works organically or even the Internet.
    Listen Aiden, here is the opinion and perspective, not of a British woman, or German or US woman, or European. This is the opinion and perspective of a woman from Latin America who knows what is to live in a country with poverty, injustice, racism, and caos.
    I hope that you listen to my words and work with me and erase the words that Venezuelan women are good for sex and the connotation of not good for marriage. Thank you.

  • “Queuing for rice” , that’s another one of your offensive and insesentive lines.
    I’m not from Venezuela. You do not have any remedy.
    On behalf of Latin American countries, You Aiden, Are Not Welcomed in our part of our world.

  • You think people read your whole article?! I don’t think so! They don’t have time for that. All they read is the title and the first few lines. “Venezuelan women are great for sex.” That’s all they read and that’s the whole message they take with them.

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